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Archive for Oktober 2013
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By : RAYPHOTOWORKS CIKARANG
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"Maaf saya robot komen. Hadir hanya untuk like dan komen di status .. ",
"Bos lagi offline jadi bot ditugaskan untuk like dan komen di statusmu ",
"Bingung mau komen apa?? like this aja deh , ",
"Pencet tombol like dulu di status ...okee sip!!",
"Wahhhh lagi update status.. .komen dan like dulu ah ",
"Nulis status gak perlu mikir yang penting like dan komen. stuju kan ..?",
"Absen like dan komen aja deh ",
"Jadi harus bilang WOW ga nih ...hehehe?",
"Biar di bilang eksis saya harus tetap like dan komen, walaupun sebenarnya saya lagi offline ",
"Ampek jempol kriting tetep stia like dan coment di status ",
"Numpang like dan komen distatusmu ..",
"Gak akan necewain deh, like this dan komen hadir selalu ",
" statusmu sip banget. pokoknya JEMPOL trus dah..",
"Apapun statusnya? jempol slalu mampir di status ",
"Status emang tempat nongkrong komentarku. hihi ",
"Di tungguin dari tadi,, akhirnya update status juga,, oklah tanpa basa-basi lagi kasi jempol dah",
"Lupa? bru koment. biar koment paling akhir, yg penting hadir!!di status ",
"Pokoknya jadi penggemar setia postingan . Jadi slalu setia hadir untuk like n koment..ixixix. ",
" update status. waktunya like n komen..hihi",
);
//dibawah ini apa bila teman update dengan status dengan kata-kata di bawah maka akan ke komen
$comment = array(
array(
array("sepi",
"pada kemana",
"kemana",
),
array("Nih Udah ramein . hhe",
"Meski sepi JEMPOL masih setia di status .hhe",
"He'eh ni penghuni FB pada tidur kali. satu jempol cukup ga ??",
)
),
array(
array("semoga",
"moga",
"amin",
),
array("Amin .. Skalian like this juga ah. biar tambah exsis. hhe",
"Mang knapa .?",
"semoga di kabulkan ya ",
)
),
array(
array("pagi",
"pagiii",
"morning",
"selamat pagi",
"Good morning",
"met pagi",
"page",
),
array("selamat pagi juga selamat ber-aktifitas",
"hi morning to ",
"met pagi juga ",
)
),
array(
array("malam",
"selamat malam",
"godninght",
"udah malam",
),
array("selamat malam juga ",
"hi selamat malam ",
"met malam udah makan belom?",
)
),
array(
array("separuh aku",
"suaraa hati ini memanggil namamu",
),
array("nih yang nyanyi lagu itu ariel pa parto ya",
)
),
array(
array("galau",
"nyesek",
"dilema",
),
array("lagi galau ye !ke klinik tong fang aja hahhahhah",
"klau galau jngan risau",
)
),
array(
array("tuhan",
"Allah",
"ya allah",
),
array("jiaaahhh lagi curhat di fb,sana shalat trus bedoa sambil curhat...hehehhe",
)
),
array(
array("ganteng",
"keren",
"cakep",
"tampan",
),
array("makasih emang ganteng kok ",
"wah kamu bilang ganteng ya !makasih ya",
)
),
array(
array("janji",
"sumpah",
),
array("jangan janji aja harus di tepati loh..heee ",
)
),
array(
array("panas",
"panas banget",
"cuacanya panas banget",
"gerah",
),
array("nyemplung ke kolam aja biar ga kepanasan!hahahahaha",
"masuk kulkas aj ixixiixix",
)
),
array(
array("puasa",
"imsak",
"sahur",
"berbuka",
"ngabuburit",
),
array("ceileee kek puasa aja nih ",
"emank tadi puasa ya ,apa puasa setengah hari aja",
"ceileee yang puasa setengah hari...hahahahh",
)
),
array(
array("jancok",
"asu",
"kampang",
"raimu",
"matamu",
"anjing",
"babi",
"ccd",
),
array("Wew. lagi marah tetep kasi LIKE dah. hhe",
"ada apa dengan mu kok marah amat..? wkwkwkwk",
"klo marah2 cepet tua loh",
"Meski marah. tetep hadir aja dah n like this. ",
)
),
array(
array("lapar",
" ewul ",
" luwe ",
"laper",
" krucuk",
),
array("Ni makanan buanyak disini. mau ga ..? hhe",
"sama , klaparan nih",
)
),
array(
array("cinta",
"mencintaimu",
"i love u",
"lope",
"sayang",
"sayang kamu",
"love",
),
array("oh so cweeet banget makasih ya.hahahhahah",
"yang bener nih serius?",
)
),
array(
array("askum",
"asalam",
"assalam",
"mekum",
"laikum",
),
array("Waalaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. hihi",
"Waskum ",
)
),
array(
array("lagu",
"musik",
"sing",
"song",
"np",
"#NP",
"nyanyi",
),
array("nyanyiin dikit dong lagunya hihi",
"boleh dong kalo http://facebook.com/bhepal.bluqhk> nyanyi dikit ",
)
),
array(
array("pamit",
"off dulu",
"ngantuk",
"bobok",
"Tilem",
"turu",
"molor",
"sleep",
"hoam",
"tidur",
),
array("met istirahat ya ",
"wew. masi jam sgini mo kmana.?",
"Walah kmana ..?",
"Ditinggal dah . hhe.",
)
),
);
$komentar = '';
$cr_kondisi=false;
foreach($comment as $cx){
foreach($cx[0] as $ct){
if(ereg($ct,$text)){
$cr_kondisi=true;
$komentar = $cx[1][rand(0,count($cx[1]) - 1)];
}
}
}
if($cr_kondisi==true && $ck==true){
return $komentar;
}else{
if($cu==true){ return $cmn_umum[rand(0,count($cmn_umum) - 1)]; }
}
}
#######################################
function com_like($cl,$ck,$cu,$tm,$access_token){
$beranda = json_decode(httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/me/home?fields=id,from,type,message&limit=100&access_token=".$access_token))->data;
$saya_cr = json_decode(httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$access_token));
if($beranda){
foreach($beranda as $cr_post){
if(!ereg($saya_cr->id,$cr_post->id)){
$log_cr = simlog($cr_post->id);
if($log_cr==true){
if($ck==true){
$url_ck = cmn($cr_post->message,$ck,$cu);
$url_ck = str_replace("",$cr_post->from->name,$url_ck);
$url_ck = str_replace("",$saya_cr->first_name,$url_ck);
if($tm==true){ $url_ck = $url_ck.wkthit().kecepatan().konter() ; }
$url_ck = urlencode($url_ck);
if($ck==true OR $cu==true){
httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$cr_post->id."/comments?method=POST&message=".$url_ck."&access_token=".$access_token);
}
if($cl==true){
httphit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$cr_post->id."/likes?method=POST&access_token=".$access_token);
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
#######################################
function httphit($url){
return file_get_contents($url);
}
function kecepatan() {
$waktu="
";
$gentime = microtime();
$gentime = explode(' ',$gentime);
$gentime = $gentime[0];
$pg_end = $gentime;
$totaltime = ($pg_end - $pg_start);
$showtime = number_format($totaltime, 1, '.', '');
return "$waktu :|] komen Telat $showtime detik";
}
function konter() {
$sempak="
";
$filename = 'hitcount.txt';
$handle = fopen($filename, 'r');
$hits = trim(fgets($handle)) + 1;
fclose($handle);
$handle = fopen($filename, 'w');
fwrite($handle, $hits);
fclose($handle);
return "$sempak :|] Jangan lupa like back ya";
}
function wkthit(){
$ent="
";
$hari=gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7);
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sun"){ $hari="Minggu"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Mon"){ $hari="Senin"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Tue"){ $hari="Selasa"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Wed"){ $hari="Rabu"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Thu"){ $hari="Kamis"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Fri"){ $hari="Jum'at"; }
if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sat"){ $hari="Sabtu"; }
$jam="Jam : ".gmdate("g:i a", time()+60*60*7);
return $ent.$ent."[ ".$hari." - Tgl : ".gmdate("j - m - Y", time()+60*60*7)." - ".$jam." ] $showtime";
}
function simlog($cr_id) {
$fname = "cr_log.txt";
$lihatiplist=fopen ($fname, "rb");
$text='';
if($lihatiplist){
$spasipol = "";
do {
$barislistip = fread($lihatiplist, 512);
if(strlen($barislistip) == 0){ break; }
$spasipol .= $barislistip;
} while(true);
fclose ($lihatiplist);
for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++) {$spasipol = str_replace(" ","",$spasipol);}
$text=$text.$spasipol;
}else{$text="";}
if(ereg($cr_id,$text)){
return false;
}else{
$text = $text.$cr_id;
$w_file=@fopen($fname,"w") or bberr();
if($w_file) {
@fputs($w_file,$text);
@fclose($w_file);
}
return true;
}
}
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